How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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