drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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