is your mom at the bar?
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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