just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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