i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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