I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
