btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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