3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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