I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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