You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
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you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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