Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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