i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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