so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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