the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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