David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I've blown a few things in my day
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.