I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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