The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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