....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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