He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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