My hand turned me down
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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