Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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