how can u be prego again
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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