Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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