I cockslap morals
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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