he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
either way he was missing a nipple.
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When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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