Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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