Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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