Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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