I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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