If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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