love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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