I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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