yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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