before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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