haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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