At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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