The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
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