He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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