you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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