Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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