its not stalking. its research.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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