Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(925): View more from California

Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Please, let me fuck your mom

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

did you fuck him yet?

(1-902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?

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(443): View more from Maryland

she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.

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(954): View more from Florida

malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away

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(612): View more from Minnesota

i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.

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(970): View more from Colorado

From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy

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(408): View more from California

I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic

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