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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.

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• (+34): View more from Spain

  what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.

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• (516): View more from New York

  he has the hands of the vagina gods.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..

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• (818): View more from California

  Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...

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  You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger

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• (585): View more from New York

  Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.

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• (707): View more from California

  Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.

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• (925): View more from California

  My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.

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