so that wasnt chicken after all
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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