at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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