Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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