matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize