took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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