Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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