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go home
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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