why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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